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BREAKING: OJ Simpson Back In Custody

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OJ Simpson was arrested late Tuesday evening at a nightclub outside of Oxenflood, New York, just south of a little-known Canadian border crossing upstate. Simpson, who was armed with a pistol and a knife, was carrying a fake Canadian passport and nearly $400K in cash. He would have slipped across the border unnoticed with his established coyote friend from town who knows all of the US Customs officers at the border, which consists of what looks like a four-lane tollbooth, had he not stopped for a drink. It was there in town that someone recognized him after everyone involved had too much to drink. “OJ Simpson!: said the townie, “What’s it like to kill somebody?” Simpson didn’t take kindly to the answer and smashed a beer bottle across the poor kid’s head. Within minutes the club’s bouncers had Simpson outside where New York State Police determined that he was in violation of his parole in Nevada and considered a fugitive from justice. He was booked into the local coun
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BREAKING: Paul Ryan’s Secret Meeting With Joe Biden

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Donald Trump has caused rifts in politics so deep that people who once considered themselves “party politicians” are joining forces to create more of a “Team Corruption Vs. Trump” scenario in Washington. The Deep State Nation, led by Barack Obama, George Soros and a handful of other powerful billionaires, has expanded far past the realm of typical liberal Democrats. According to Sienna Laroney, Trump’s personal assistant, Calls from the Hill have basically stopped altogether: “All of President Trumo’s allies come to see him in person. Behind the scenes, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan and a score of other rank and file Republicans are working with the Democrats to undermine thje administration.” Laroney’s story was  corroborated by a staffer  in Ryan’s office who is working for Donald Trump. He says Ryan is so determined to see Trump ousted that he’s joined forces with Deep State and will back Joe Biden in a “new era of non-partisanship.” That, of course, is code for politi
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BREAKING: Muslim Mayor Who Wanted To Cancel Christmas Renounces Islam, Accepts Jesus

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You might remember Mayor Allalam al-Halakka Akbar of Waukeegan, Maine’s call to cancel “all Christian government holidays” a few months back. Well, he just did something that will shock you. “It is a disgrace that the United States officially endorses Christian holidays while ignoring those of Muslims and our Jewish brothers,” Akbar said in July. “We must allow only secular holidays as government holidays.” This statement comes not from a desire to remove religion from government, but as a means of attacking Christianity, Hope Institute director Felicia Day told  Breitbart Tuesday: “Akbar has separately called for Muslim religions to be officially recognized by the government,” says Dr. Day, who has decades of experience studying radical Islamic terrorist groups. “It is a means of wiping Christianity from society and intended as a first step in replacing it with Islam.” Surprisingly, Akbar agrees  as he told a local news reporter when he announced that he had reno
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BREAKING: Major Rapper Disses Obama: ‘He A Fake Ass N***a”

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Obama may be down with OPP, but OPP ain’t down with him. Naughty By Nature helped shape rap as the world knows it (for better or worse), and the group once fell in line behind Barack Obama completely — but now that they have seen what eight years of Obama did to America, DJ Kay Gee has spoken out. “You know, us black people, we thought Obama was the savior who would deliver us from white oppression. I mean, that’s what he told us,” the rapper told  Rolling Stone in an interview published Monday. “It was like he pulled a bait and switch on us, promising us he’d do one thing and just being a tool instead in every sense of the word.” “Obama used to pretend he be a real nigga but he a fake ass nigga for real,” Mr. Kay Gee. “He thought he spoke for black folks but he don’t speak for me or anyone I know.” Asked if he likes President Trump better, the rapper refused to answer, telling Rolling Stone, “My answer could get me popped.” If he doesn’t want to admit that
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UPDATE: Former Democrat Senator Learns Her Fate

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As you probably remember, former Democrat Senator of Oregon, Emily Rossum, resigned in shame after she was convicted of multiple felonies in 2007. After years of lost appeal battles, Rossum was finally sentenced on Monday — and she is going to spend a lot of time behind bars. According to  Judicial Watch ,Rossum will serve five years for securities fraud and embezzlement, an additional two for making false statements to the FBI, and three for the attempted murder of her father after he turned her in. Rossum was elected to her first term in 2004 and according to investigators “almost shamelessly began stealing from the state’s coffers through various means including fake payouts to nonexistent charities exceeding $12 million dollars.” When her father, former Attorney General Karl Rossum,  learned of the crimes, he reported her to the FBI which led to the investigation. When court documents revealed that Emily Rossum had been sold out by her own family, she showed up
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BREAKING: DOJ Investigating Obama For Violating the Logan Act

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The Department of Justice announced Monday that they will be investigating something former “President” Obama did for once. While visiting France, Obama went on the attack against President Trump,  telling French leaders  that there is no leadership in America. “We have a temporary absence of American leadership,” Obama said, adding that “this lapse will continue until at least 2020.” “President Trump, you know, he’s trying his best,” Obama continued. “Unfortunately, his best isn’t nearly good enough and our country and the world are suffering because of it.” Obama’s outburst is a violation of the Logan Act, which prohibits American citizens from influencing foreign governments: § 953. Private correspondence with foreign governments. Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or ag
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BREAKING: Three Members Of Obama’s House Staff Have Died In Three Months

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Something weird is going on at Barack Obama’s Washington, D.C. mansion. Back in July, a “small contingent” of FBI agents was seen visiting Obama’s home and speaking to house staff. While this story didn’t bear mention in the mainstream media at the time because it seemed a non-story, what has happened since makes it hugely relevant. Fox 5  reported Sunday night that 37-year-old Desmond Hanson had died in his sleep — a nonstory under normal circumstances, but this makes him the third member of Obama’s house staff to die since October. Hanson was the groundskeeper at Obama’s $5.6 million mansion. Last month, cook 22-year-old Marvin Martindale suffered a diabetic attack and slipped into a coma from which he never awoke. A week before that, maid, 19-year-old Valenzuela Timko fell in her basement and hit her head. She passed away from her injuries. On their own, none of these deaths seem suspicious. But when taken together, when you consider that the FBI had interview
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